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How to Know You’re in a James Bond Film (Female)

  1. Your co-worker winks at you and makes sexist and lewd comments towards you. You still sleep with him.
  2. A man in a well fitted suit shakes you at least five times and slaps you across the face because you are becoming hysterical. You sleep with him straight away
  3. He treats you like a small child because you are a woman.
  4. The only thing you are allowed to wear are skimpy clothes.
  5. He has a record of sleeping with women and either dumping them or getting them killed. You still sleep with him.
  6. He treats you like his specialised equipment – badly. You still sleep with him.
  7. He has a stronger emotional connection to his toaster than you. You still sleep with him.
  8. You always have to listen to him say his last name first. So original. You sleep with him.
  9. He likes his drinks the same way as his women – shaken, not stirred.
  10. You sleep with a complete stranger you met minutes ago.
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