If you strap toast with jam on a cat and will it always land on the right side?
Do spiders get sunburnt and if so, how do you tell?
If there’s no one around to hear your joke, is it funny?
Why do you always find spiders in the bath, but you never see them taking a bath?
If you were a book, would you be in the clearance bin or piled with a pile of jerk books that thinks their better than everyone else but people only pretend to read them.
Why do babies look like tiny elderly people?
If you hoover the floor, should you hoover the ceiling too?
How do you set fire to the rain?
Is Donald Trump a robot deployed by the American government to test the United States intelligence?