Uncategorized · World

Future (President) Trump Tweets

“CNN IS FAKE NEWS! THE GREMLINS ARE REAL”

“We will put 40% tax on all tacos to pay for the rest of the wall”

“Only Trump Tweets are true news now! SAD!”

“Refugees are illegal Mexicans in disguise! SAD!”

“We are now taxing everything Mexican related, like baguettes, apples, pennies to pay for our great wall!”

“Illegals/muslims will be taxed for air for out great wall”

“Waterboarding works!! I go waterboarding every weekend!”

“CHINA ARE JEALOUS OF OUR WALL!”

“Our wall debt is great, the best in the world”

“The Poles aren’t melting, they are adjusting to American heat fine! Hoax!”

“Putin told me Gremlins are hiding in my office! A full all resources investigation is underway! Thanks Putin!!”

“Polar bears are just bears, and bears live in warm countries. Climate hoax!”

“Climate is always changing, they are called SEASONS! FAKE!”

“I WAS BORN IN JAMAICA QUEENS, NOT JAMAICA!”

“I will not show my birth cert to FAKE NEWS! QUEENS JAMAICA!”

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s