Hey guys, So, yep, I donated my hair. I finally made it to the fourteen inches that I thought I never would. Just for proof, her are the before and afters (The charity has linked up with hairdressers in Ireland to do the cut and send off the hair for the wigs). Be sure to… Continue reading Off With Her Hair! Update.
So, I’m still in the process of growing my hair since the last time I posted this. Currently it is at 13 inches after I stopped cutting it sometime in May last year. I still have a few more inches to go, the minimum for cutting being 14 inches. So, ideally, I need 16 inches… Continue reading Hair Update: Growing Pains
Denial – (I don’t need glasses – sure I can see everything perfectly fine. It’s not my fault this book was written all blur-ray. It’s all that modernisation in literature now, the squiggles represent the characters trauma and confusion. Anyway I didn’t want to read the paper.) “Sure getting glasses didn’t help the wolf in… Continue reading Five Stages of Getting New Glasses
*Cough* menstruation *Cough*. Sacrifice that chocolate bar that you cried about because they changed the wrapper to the period god. Buy a truck load of dog and cats from that crazy woman down the road. Everything she does makes sense to you now. Get someone to stab you in the stomach repeatedly. It won’t compare to that… Continue reading How to Survive YOUR Red Wedding
I am madly in love with you/want to show how much I appreciate you by ripping some lovely, content, LIVING thing viciously out of its natural surrounding, killing it, dumping it in a vase like a mummy on show and giving it to you. Don’t you like the dead, withering present I gave you!? It’s… Continue reading The Logic of Flowers
According to the Oxford dictionary the word petite is described as being “attractively small and dainty”. Phew, I thought it mean you looked like a midget. An adult midget that resembled a child, because that’s what I look like (I’m just 5ft). No one thinks I’m 22 years of age, more like 17. Looking younger might… Continue reading Being a Midget..Sorry, Petite
The recent transformation of Barbie into a more diverse and realistic doll has been welcomed by many. Now, Barbie can be of any size, any colour and any appearance. She now reflects the way our society has progressed and moved on. Some say this move was unnecessary, that Barbie should not be taken so seriously… Continue reading You’re a Barbie Girl Now!