So, oh you’ll love this story, I mean it’s a such a beautiful, captivating story……here let me put on the lamp…….I mean sure you could say that about any story…….oh my skirt is all creased!……in fact you could even say that about my Uncle Jim and the stories that he used to tell after his… Continue reading The Story that Goes………Everywhere?
Pretending that you have come into the shop for something sensible, like milk + 2 points Casually walking around the shop trying to look like you are looking for something really essential while not eyeing the sweets section to check if what you want is there. + 1 Trying to act like an adult… Continue reading Stages of Sweet-Buying
They talk incessant gibberish thinking you understand them. They have zero filter. They make inappropriate comments at the worst possible time. They are prone to bouts of uncontrollable rage, and can only be placated by giving them what they want. They watch ridiculous, non-factual TV shows. They love to gaze endlessly at themselves in the… Continue reading Trump & Toddlers: Similarities & more Similarities*
As if you even need reasons – I see you’ve already consumed a small village of chocolate that you stole from your children. I’m proud of you. Here are some reasons anyway, if you need them: It takes more willpower to resist change than to change, am I right? So you’re really the stronger person… Continue reading New Year, Same You: Reasons NOT to change
Utensils: Your old dusty hat that has been at the back of your bed for 5 years 1/2 tlsp of last year’s failed resolutions A clump of your cat’s hair you found on the floor 250 grams of those (many) cat videos you watched That toast that you burned this morning 100g of flour A… Continue reading Your 2018 Cake Recipe
So, here’s your question “Is milk any good for me?”, not answered. Does it treat you with the respect you deserve!? Does it see you clearly, the way you really are at 2pm after a wild Saturday night? Does it mock you, does it question your dreams or ambitions in life in a negative way?… Continue reading Is Milk Any Good for Me? Your Questions, not answered.
Guys, GUYS, GUYS! how did I not download Zombies, Run! sooner? It is amaaaaazzzzing. I’m only four years late…. You’re struck in a post apologetic world where you have to run from a horde of the undead as you collect materials and such for the town of Abel that you then use after you’re run… Continue reading Zombies, Run! I Walk…