Beauty · Nature · Uncategorized

How to Survive YOUR Red Wedding

*Cough* menstruation *Cough*. Sacrifice that chocolate bar that you cried about because they changed the wrapper to the period god. Buy a truck load of dog and cats from that crazy woman down the road. Everything she does makes sense to you now. Get someone to stab you in the stomach repeatedly. It won’t compare to that… Continue reading How to Survive YOUR Red Wedding

Family · Nature · Uncategorized · World

Are You Really A Chair? A Guide

Do people use you for their own satisfaction and without considering your feelings first? Do people ever ask your permission before using you? Before shoving their giant butt cheeks in your face. Do people weigh you down, knowing that there is only so much weight you can take before you snap? Do children and young… Continue reading Are You Really A Chair? A Guide