They talk incessant gibberish thinking you understand them. They have zero filter. They make inappropriate comments at the worst possible time. They are prone to bouts of uncontrollable rage, and can only be placated by giving them what they want. They watch ridiculous, non-factual TV shows. They love to gaze endlessly at themselves in the… Continue reading Trump & Toddlers: Similarities & more Similarities*
As if you even need reasons – I see you’ve already consumed a small village of chocolate that you stole from your children. I’m proud of you. Here are some reasons anyway, if you need them: It takes more willpower to resist change than to change, am I right? So you’re really the stronger person… Continue reading New Year, Same You: Reasons NOT to change
Utensils: Your old dusty hat that has been at the back of your bed for 5 years 1/2 tlsp of last year’s failed resolutions A clump of your cat’s hair you found on the floor 250 grams of those (many) cat videos you watched That toast that you burned this morning 100g of flour A… Continue reading Your 2018 Cake Recipe
“CNN IS FAKE NEWS! THE GREMLINS ARE REAL” “We will put 40% tax on all tacos to pay for the rest of the wall” “Only Trump Tweets are true news now! SAD!” “Refugees are illegal Mexicans in disguise! SAD!” “We are now taxing everything Mexican related, like baguettes, apples, pennies to pay for our great… Continue reading Future (President) Trump Tweets
I’ve looked this product up on a number of occasions, but I’ve always been put off getting a pair to try them out. For anyone that isn’t aware Thinx are a brand that makes underwear with a built in pad for menstruation* *If the word or thought of menstruation makes you quiver then please stop… Continue reading THINX: A Good Choice, Period.
No doubt many have heard of a few athletes who, in the run up to the Olympics decided to make the decision to pull out due to the fear of contracting the Zika Virus which now, next the the Olympics is synonymous with Brazil. It was a fair enough reason, undoubtedly they were in fear… Continue reading Rio Olympics: Profit over People
Writing that piece due the next morning at a ridiculous time of the night where are brain just feels like it’s melting* and you start hallucinating that your entire essay is spectacular and completely non plagiarised. Infact all of you’ve done is scoured the internet for two articles and changing a word here and there hoped… Continue reading Thought, Thinking, Thoughting